i like doing laundry

Yes. And here are my two stories. Last time I did my laundry, I opened up the dryer, and a crisp five dollar bill fell out. Yay. I was joyful.

And then this time, no money fell out, but as I was fishing through my clean clothes in my hamper, I found another crisp five dollar bill. So yay!

I have earned 10 dollars by doing laundry. If only this could happen each time I did laundry. I'd be some rich mofo.

And I'm still exhausted from complete lack of sleep since I've been back.