Story

Haha. This all started in a facebook message. Everyone pieced together a story.

"[Only moments after she had arrived at her estranged husbands house...]

[she heard moaning coming from the room that she once shared with this man. Cautiously, she made her way into the hallway, the carpet silencing her footsteps.]

[...there was a smell in the air...some might say an aroma....]

[hesitantly, she slowly reached out for the door knob and.....]

[it was an empty room!!!!!.....rememebering again that her ear was faulty at times, she inched a few steps forward to the next door....]

[she took a deep breath, not sure if her imagination was creating fake sounds for her. She opened the door, and saw her daughter......]

[with the pool boy... or should i say pool man! They were startled...]

[He quickly stood up as to rid himself of any wrong implications.

"Mommy!" her four year old daughter called, "Look at my doll house! He was playing dolls with me!"

Eduardo, the pool man, turned a dark shade a scarlet underneath his already dark complexion.

"Um.. I'll go finish cleaning the pool." He scurried away without being excused.]

[confuzzled, the girls mother watched as this man darted away, (though she couldn't help but notice what a nich butt he had).....

meanwhile her daughter jumped up and down, clearly excited to tell her mother something.

"What is it sweetheart?" her mother asked .

"Mommy, can we get a pet camel today?" the girl replied anxiously, with her hopeful eyes gazing up like 'puss in boots' from the shrek movie....]

And alternate endings
Ending 1:
["Sweetie, why do you want a pet camel?"

"So we can ride them in Egypt for my birthday!" her daughter replied.

"Oh, Amy, I don't know.. I'll have to talk it over with daddy, but I heard your friend Teresa wants to ride polar bears in Antarctica."

"Antarctica? Whatever, Teresa's weird" Amy pouted before become more engrossed with her dolls than her wish for a pet camel.

She left her daughter the room, and exited, closing the door on the way out. Hearing Eduardo singing to himself as he cleaned the pool, she smiled to herself.]

Ending 2:
[The girl's mother was quite taken aback by her daughter's seemingly random request for a camel, yet she figured one more pet wouldn't hurt.

So the next day, she and her daughter went to the zoo in hopes of adopting a camel to take home with them. To their dismay, all of the camels were missing!

"When we came to work today, all the camels were gone, with their cage gates wide open," the zookeeper explained. "All that was left was this note." He handed them a piece of white paper with these words hurriedly scribbled on it:

"We took your camels for a trip to Egypt. Will return promptly.
Sincerely,
The Girls of Avalon 32."]